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It's not working.
It's not working!

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Stop!

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Great, nice job.
Now you're just

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getting us more stuck.

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- This is your fault.
- You were yelling at me.

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That's why you weren't looking
at the road.

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How is that my fault?!
See?! Right there!

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You're doing exactly what
Dr. Wiseman said.

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You're deflecting.
Nothing is ever your fault!

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For the love
of all that is holy,

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can we please fight about this
when we're not stuck in a ditch?

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Symbolic accident.
That's all I'm saying.

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Let's just get
out of here.

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Just rock it, and when I say,
give it the gas.

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Don't order me around!

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All right, rock it!

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Yeah! Good!

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All right, rock it!

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Yeah! Yeah,
yeah, more!

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Yeah! Step on it!

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Stop! Stop!

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Stop the car!

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Is this real or are you just
trying to get attention?

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No, something shot down
my throat.

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Here, give me a hand.

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Come on. Why do they eve bother
printing the whole paper?

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Why can't they just have
one page that just says

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everything is horrible
everywhere?

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There's an interesting
op-ed piece

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about the deadlock in the House
Appropriations Committee.

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That sounds like
a fun morning read.

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So what are you
doing there?

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"Should I run for president?"

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I believe every American
should consider what is

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his or her greatest contribution
to the common good.

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Right. And yours would be
running for president?

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I'm brilliant.

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That is not in dispute.
I have

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a profound depth of knowledge
of the evolution of government

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from early Mesopotamian
city states to the Ching Dynasty

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to Moorish caliphates, the laws
of Ur-Nammu and Hammurabi...

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Whoo! Go figure. You can't run

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for President of the United
States, Bones.

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Well, not this election
cycle, obviously.

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But look what

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I have on
my "pro" list.

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"Excellent understanding of the
criminal justice system."

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Because of our
work together.

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And I have an impressive
conviction rate, too.

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Oh, "Empathy with the struggles
of the working class."

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I worked several minimum wage
jobs while on the run.

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I'm actually thinking
of a tax plan...

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You sort of just glossed over
"on the run."

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You know,
you were a fugitive.

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Where's that?
That's not on the list.

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I was cleared.

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Well, after evading arrest
for three months.

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Give me the pen--
fugitive, con.

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Are you saying that you think
I would be a bad candidate?

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Because Donald Trump
was thinking of running.

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Booth.

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Yeah, okay, we are on our way.

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We are up.

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Body in a ditch.

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I hope you'll be more supportive

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if our daughter decides
to run for president.

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Well, we'll cross that bridge
when she starts walking, okay?

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So, the cop here, he tells me
that this couple here, they

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were arguing and they ran off
the side of the road.

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I would suspend
the licenses of reckless drivers.

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Current laws are
much too lenient.

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You're making
laws now?

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She wants to be president.

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Oh. Excellent.

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See?
Yeah.

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Dr. Hodgins, is there any way
to clear the insects

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off of the remains?

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I know. I am trying.

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Where happened to the anterior
portion of the victim's skull?

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The tire was right on the head
when they were trying

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to get out of the mud.

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The wheels spun,
tore off most of the face

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and sprayed it
everywhere.

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Our friend over there wound up
catching a face full of face.

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Primary cranial structure

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indicates a male Caucasian
in his late 20s.

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I've never seen a Presidential
candidate I.D. remains before.

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I tell you, you should put that
on your "pro" list.

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Dr. Hodgins?

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Oh, thank you.

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Okay, with that.

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Hey, check it out!
Bug rapture.

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Sorry.

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This just makes me
so happy.

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Look at 'em go!

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Okay, okay.

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Compression-force trauma extends
from his coccyx to his cranium,

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stopping at the frontal bone.

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Getting crushed by the car
may have something

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to do with that, Bones.
Just, you know...

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So how long has
he been in the ditch?

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Well, the moisture from the mud
makes it difficult to tell.

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But as soon I get back
to the lab,

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my six- and eight-legged
friends here

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will give us
an exact time.

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The witness
isn't feeling well.

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He said he swallowed something
when he was

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sprayed
with person.

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His stomach acid could be
destroying evidence.

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Sprayed with person?
Hold on-- Bones...

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Excuse me.

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My name is Dr.
Temperance Brennan.

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I understand you may have
swallowed some of the remains.

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No. It felt like a rock.

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Okay, should we get him
back to the Jeffersonian?

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Not necessary.

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Please open wide and say "ah."

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Ah...

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Ugh!

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Wow. What did you give him?

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Ipecac syrup.
It induces regurgitation.

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A leader has
to be decisive, Booth.

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I certainly wasn't going to wait
for him to pass it-- tooth.

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He swallowed
a tooth.

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You lost my vote.

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Thank you.

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♪ Bones 8x04 ♪
The Tiger in the Tale
Original Air Date on October 8, 2012

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♪ Main Title Theme ♪ The Crystal Method
== sync, corrected by elderman ==

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♪

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Significant damage to
the capitate, the hamate

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and styloid process of
the third metacarpal.

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The radiating splintering
is suggestive

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of a high velocity strike,
most likely a gunshot wound.

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1.6 centimeters in
diameter.

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If it was a bullet, it was
probably from a nine-millimeter

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fired at very close range.

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Shot in the hand.
Torture, maybe?

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Look at that crown on the third
molar in the fourth quadrant

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of the mandibular arch.

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Based on discoloration,

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it's unlikely to be more
than five years old.

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It's the only clean tooth
in the bunch.

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The lingual surface
to the first molar is

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fractured down to the dentin.

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There are two fillings in
disrepair

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and heavy calculus
buildup at the gum line.

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Why fix one tooth
but not the others?

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When I am president,
I will introduce a bill

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which will allow every American
to get good dental care.

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It will involve a simple
five-tier system

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balancing variable
efficiency measurements

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and parametric funding models.

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Ah, finally.

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Huh.

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What is this?

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What is that?

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Newspaper.

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Yeah, he was
wearing boots

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that were much too big for him.

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Bad teeth, bad boots.

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Our victim came
from a lower caste.

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We don't have castes in America.

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Wow. Would you care to look me
in the face and say that?

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Oh, God, did this just morph
into a racial thing?

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Blowfly larvae
indicate time of death

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to be between five
and eight days ago.

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And the date on this newspaper
is from six days ago.

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These treads are really jammed
with evidence.

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I might be able to tell you
the last place this guy walked.

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I see nothing giving us
cause of death yet.

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Shallow grave at the side
of the road, gunshot wound...

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I'm gonna throw caution
to the wind here

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and call it
a suspected homicide.

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Hey.

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Well?

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Well, it's ours.

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We officially live together.
Ooh!

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I've never lived
with a man before.

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Me neither.

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You're so funny.

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Laughter is gonna be
the main sound in our apartment.

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And sex.

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Hopefully, not at the same time.

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Okay, so the little one is
the mailbox in the lobby.

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Mm-hmm.

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And the kitty...?

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...is the front door,
monkey is the deadbolt.

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And... Oh, here is the clicker
for the garage.

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I've never had
a clicker before!

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00:08:02,989 --> 00:08:04,674
I gotta go!

191
00:08:04,708 --> 00:08:05,875
What about your lunch?

192
00:08:05,926 --> 00:08:08,377
Uh, what's mine is yours.

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00:08:08,428 --> 00:08:09,795
I'll see you at home tonight.

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At home tonight.

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Oh, I'll get some
wine and sparklers.

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Then we can really celebrate.

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Oh, it's on.

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Ooh!

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How am I supposed
to reconstruct

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a face with a big hole in it?

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Do everything but the hole?

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00:08:31,818 --> 00:08:35,037
Way ahead of you,
smarty-pants.

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Booth asked me
to do some approximates.

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These look great.

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Stop humoring me.

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00:08:42,045 --> 00:08:43,579
How are you doing?

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I'm having
trouble, too.

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00:08:45,082 --> 00:08:48,334
I mean, all I
found is buckshot,

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spun sugar, animal feces,

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fragments of
stained glass

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and common
limestone gravel,

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which tells me that our victim
was at some kind

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of county fair-type place
before he was killed.

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Wow. That's quite a lot.

215
00:09:00,731 --> 00:09:04,383
Yeah. Plus the purple
in this glass, right?

216
00:09:04,401 --> 00:09:06,402
It's manganese oxide.

217
00:09:06,436 --> 00:09:08,271
It's rarely used
to color glass today.

218
00:09:08,322 --> 00:09:10,089
Now see these
little imperfections?

219
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These are manmade

220
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by localized heat
treatments.

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00:09:12,910 --> 00:09:16,279
That's a method that was
perfected in Venice.

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00:09:16,330 --> 00:09:17,947
The Venetian glass, I get.

223
00:09:17,998 --> 00:09:20,232
Yeah. So I do
a fast search, right?

224
00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:22,001
And I found that
there's an antique show,

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which advertised "hundreds of
authentic Venetian glass

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from the turn of the century"
which was here last week,

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because where else would a day
laborer step on Venetian glass?

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00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:34,730
This is you "having trouble"?

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00:09:38,635 --> 00:09:39,669
Oh, my God,

230
00:09:39,703 --> 00:09:41,420
you just looked at me with pity.

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00:09:41,438 --> 00:09:44,190
No... Ange, come on.

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00:09:44,224 --> 00:09:45,808
We're a team, right?

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"High tides lift all boats"?

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00:09:48,061 --> 00:09:49,946
Okay.

235
00:09:51,732 --> 00:09:55,117
Yeah, that's gonna come back
to bite me later.

236
00:10:02,108 --> 00:10:03,492
Dr. Sweets?

237
00:10:03,543 --> 00:10:04,827
Hey!

238
00:10:04,878 --> 00:10:06,963
What are you doing
in the bone room?

239
00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:09,882
Uh, towels. Daisy was torn
between thread counts,

240
00:10:09,916 --> 00:10:12,168
so she wanted me to
take a look at these.

241
00:10:12,219 --> 00:10:13,285
And she couldn't send you
a link?

242
00:10:13,303 --> 00:10:14,837
Yeah. That's what
I suggested.

243
00:10:14,888 --> 00:10:16,672
But apparently you can't feel
the Internet.

244
00:10:16,723 --> 00:10:19,308
And there's no medio-cam
to check the thread count, so...

245
00:10:19,343 --> 00:10:20,843
Of course.
Yeah.

246
00:10:20,894 --> 00:10:23,646
It's quite overwhelming
moving in together, huh?

247
00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:26,298
Oh, it's great.
I mean, all I had was

248
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an old chair, a TV,

249
00:10:28,301 --> 00:10:30,686
video games...
my towels were old and ratty.

250
00:10:30,737 --> 00:10:32,355
So, I get it.
Not a pretty picture.

251
00:10:32,406 --> 00:10:34,373
No. But now I get
the woman's touch, you know?

252
00:10:34,408 --> 00:10:36,309
A full set of
silverware, ottoman,

253
00:10:36,343 --> 00:10:38,077
something called a duvet.

254
00:10:38,111 --> 00:10:40,363
I always thought that
men hated all that stuff.

255
00:10:40,414 --> 00:10:42,415
Are you kidding me?
No, we love it.

256
00:10:42,449 --> 00:10:44,450
When we miss living like pigs,
we go camping.

257
00:10:44,484 --> 00:10:46,318
I'll have to remember that.

258
00:10:46,336 --> 00:10:48,037
Yeah.

259
00:10:48,088 --> 00:10:50,172
I wish you and
Ms. Wick much happiness

260
00:10:50,207 --> 00:10:51,290
with your new towels.

261
00:10:51,324 --> 00:10:52,391
How could you not

262
00:10:52,426 --> 00:10:54,293
be happy with these?
Feel this one.

263
00:10:54,327 --> 00:10:56,328
Feel it.

264
00:10:56,346 --> 00:10:57,880
Okay.

265
00:10:57,931 --> 00:10:59,215
Oh!

266
00:10:59,249 --> 00:11:00,516
Okay, this is nice.

267
00:11:00,550 --> 00:11:02,101
Right?
Nice.

268
00:11:02,135 --> 00:11:03,669
Yeah. Hey.

269
00:11:03,687 --> 00:11:05,104
Is it hard for women

270
00:11:05,138 --> 00:11:06,305
moving in with a man?

271
00:11:06,339 --> 00:11:07,940
Is that why you said
I'd hate this?

272
00:11:07,974 --> 00:11:10,609
Oh, no need to get
all shrinky, Dr. Sweets.

273
00:11:10,644 --> 00:11:13,112
Sorry. Never mind.

274
00:11:14,031 --> 00:11:15,231
But, actually,

275
00:11:15,282 --> 00:11:16,849
um...

276
00:11:16,867 --> 00:11:19,201
when I moved in
with Michelle's father,

277
00:11:19,236 --> 00:11:21,854
there were times that I didn't
want to compromise, I think.

278
00:11:21,872 --> 00:11:25,157
Sort of like I missed
my old ratty towels.

279
00:11:25,191 --> 00:11:26,358
Mm.

280
00:11:26,376 --> 00:11:27,626
But I didn't have these.

281
00:11:27,661 --> 00:11:29,378
These are awesome.

282
00:11:29,413 --> 00:11:31,163
They are. Can't wait
till Daisy shows me

283
00:11:31,197 --> 00:11:32,331
under the medio-cam.

284
00:11:32,365 --> 00:11:33,749
I'll bet.

285
00:11:35,335 --> 00:11:37,470
Well, I should get back to work.

286
00:11:37,504 --> 00:11:39,055
Enjoy.

287
00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:41,640
I will. Thank you.

288
00:11:45,712 --> 00:11:46,879
Well, not much here, Bones.

289
00:11:46,897 --> 00:11:49,882
Hodgins says that two days
before the victim died,

290
00:11:49,916 --> 00:11:52,735
this area was home
to cotton candy,

291
00:11:52,769 --> 00:11:55,938
uh, shotgun pellets,
camels and this gravel,

292
00:11:55,989 --> 00:11:57,656
so I'm confident
this is the place.

293
00:11:57,691 --> 00:11:58,891
Shotgun pellets?

294
00:11:58,909 --> 00:12:01,444
Yeah. Gun show two days
before the antique show.

295
00:12:01,495 --> 00:12:03,896
You know, this would
be an excellent venue

296
00:12:03,914 --> 00:12:05,698
for a political rally.
I don't know, Bones.

297
00:12:05,732 --> 00:12:07,065
It'd be kind of embarrassing

298
00:12:07,084 --> 00:12:08,734
if the turnout
wasn't too strong.

299
00:12:08,752 --> 00:12:09,952
Oh, it'd be strong.

300
00:12:10,003 --> 00:12:11,871
Okay.
Don't you worry about it being strong.

301
00:12:13,239 --> 00:12:15,073
Okay. Okay.

302
00:12:15,092 --> 00:12:16,959
Uh, you and you.

303
00:12:17,010 --> 00:12:18,677
That's all I need today, guys.

304
00:12:18,712 --> 00:12:20,396
Hey. Hey, come on,
gu, I'm sorry.

305
00:12:20,430 --> 00:12:22,481
Just come back
in a couple of days

306
00:12:22,516 --> 00:12:24,266
before the car show, okay?

307
00:12:24,301 --> 00:12:26,102
Come on!

308
00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:27,436
Okay, you two.

309
00:12:27,471 --> 00:12:28,637
Okay, start over there.

310
00:12:28,688 --> 00:12:30,139
Work your way back here, okay?

311
00:12:30,190 --> 00:12:31,440
Thanks, Juan.
You got it.

312
00:12:31,475 --> 00:12:33,058
Yeah, no worries.

313
00:12:33,092 --> 00:12:34,860
Hi.
Hi.

314
00:12:34,895 --> 00:12:38,230
Well, something tells me
you two aren't here

315
00:12:38,264 --> 00:12:40,282
looking to pick up
some unskilled labor.

316
00:12:40,317 --> 00:12:42,401
No, no, we are both
extremely skilled.

317
00:12:42,435 --> 00:12:44,370
I'm very skilled.
FBI-skilled, pal.

318
00:12:44,404 --> 00:12:46,438
You're looking to see
if I'm hiring illegals?

319
00:12:46,456 --> 00:12:47,439
Because I'm not.

320
00:12:47,457 --> 00:12:48,574
These are all people

321
00:12:48,608 --> 00:12:50,626
who lost their jobs, you know--
legal citizens.

322
00:12:50,660 --> 00:12:52,545
Tough times.
Some days, I think

323
00:12:52,579 --> 00:12:54,947
I'm going to get mobbed
for minimum wage work, man.

324
00:12:54,965 --> 00:12:56,782
Under my administration,
the private sector

325
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,250
will receive incentives

326
00:12:58,284 --> 00:12:59,418
to increase hiring.

327
00:12:59,452 --> 00:13:00,803
Bones, let's just...
no campaigning

328
00:13:00,837 --> 00:13:02,922
while we're doing
the investigation, okay?

329
00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:04,056
Okay.

330
00:13:04,090 --> 00:13:05,508
We think that one of your

331
00:13:05,559 --> 00:13:07,510
minimum wage workers
might have been killed.

332
00:13:07,561 --> 00:13:08,561
Wow, man.

333
00:13:08,595 --> 00:13:09,678
Who?

334
00:13:09,729 --> 00:13:10,796
I don't know.
You missing anyone?

335
00:13:10,814 --> 00:13:12,815
It's a pretty fluid bunch.

336
00:13:12,849 --> 00:13:14,633
I'm their last
resort, you know.

337
00:13:14,651 --> 00:13:16,635
Do you recognize
any of these men?

338
00:13:16,653 --> 00:13:18,637
Uh...

339
00:13:18,655 --> 00:13:20,138
That one could
be Jared.

340
00:13:20,157 --> 00:13:21,974
Jared...?
Jared...

341
00:13:21,992 --> 00:13:23,442
uh, Andrews.

342
00:13:23,476 --> 00:13:24,860
No, no, um...

343
00:13:24,911 --> 00:13:26,162
Jared Drew.

344
00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:27,329
Jared Drew.
Mm-hmm.

345
00:13:27,364 --> 00:13:29,081
Okay, what can you tell us
about Mr. Drew?

346
00:13:29,115 --> 00:13:31,617
He's been coming around
for a year or so.

347
00:13:31,651 --> 00:13:32,952
Good worker.

348
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:35,037
Never complained,
always looking for more.

349
00:13:35,088 --> 00:13:37,873
Sometimes intense competition
for limited resources

350
00:13:37,924 --> 00:13:39,675
results in violence.
What?

351
00:13:39,709 --> 00:13:41,827
What she means
is minimum wage workers...

352
00:13:41,845 --> 00:13:44,997
I mean, any of them likely
to go after the competition?

353
00:13:45,015 --> 00:13:46,832
Wait, wait--
Jared was murdered?

354
00:13:46,850 --> 00:13:48,801
Yeah.

355
00:13:49,936 --> 00:13:51,053
Wow. Uh...

356
00:13:51,104 --> 00:13:53,189
I don't know.
I mean, uh, maybe.

357
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:55,391
Yeah, thing is, I don't really
get to know these guys.

358
00:13:55,442 --> 00:13:57,509
Because they are below you
on the social scale.

359
00:13:57,527 --> 00:13:59,061
No. Wait a second there.

360
00:13:59,112 --> 00:14:00,946
I feel bad sending them away.

361
00:14:00,981 --> 00:14:02,615
I get to know them as people,

362
00:14:02,649 --> 00:14:04,967
that's why I feel bad.

363
00:14:05,001 --> 00:14:07,152
I mean, look at them.

364
00:14:07,186 --> 00:14:09,705
I only have work for two.

365
00:14:09,739 --> 00:14:11,574
What about all
the other guys?

366
00:14:20,631 --> 00:14:23,881
The victim's name is Jared Drew.
<i>He was a day laborer.</i>

367
00:14:23,981 --> 00:14:26,432
- He used to have his own business?
- Yeah, owned a hardware store.

368
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:27,702
Wow.

369
00:14:27,702 --> 00:14:29,085
He lost everything in the crash.

370
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,453
Suddenly he's competing

371
00:14:30,504 --> 00:14:32,539
for minimum wage,
unskilled jobs.

372
00:14:32,573 --> 00:14:34,424
Bones and I just got back
from the fairgrounds.

373
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:35,542
You should have seen this.

374
00:14:35,576 --> 00:14:37,260
There were 20 workers
raising their hands

375
00:14:37,295 --> 00:14:38,511
for two jobs

376
00:14:38,546 --> 00:14:40,580
to pick trash-- garbage.

377
00:14:40,598 --> 00:14:43,433
Does Dr. Brennan
have a plan for the economy?

378
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:45,268
Okay, Sweets,
let's not encourage her.

379
00:14:45,303 --> 00:14:47,420
I don't know.
You know, she's very smart.

380
00:14:47,438 --> 00:14:49,222
Maybe she's exactly
what this country needs.

381
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:50,857
Oh, yeah, 'cause she
was wanted for murder,

382
00:14:50,892 --> 00:14:52,025
she took peyote
with the Indians,

383
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,426
and her dad
was a hard-core criminal.

384
00:14:53,444 --> 00:14:55,028
I don't think
I should start printing up

385
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,262
"Bones for President"

386
00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:57,864
campaign buttons any time soon.

387
00:15:02,770 --> 00:15:03,954
It's Daisy.

388
00:15:03,988 --> 00:15:05,622
She's smiling
and looking happy.

389
00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:07,040
What's the big deal?

390
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,575
We're moving in together.

391
00:15:08,609 --> 00:15:11,494
She's, uh... she's putting
together a little celebration.

392
00:15:11,545 --> 00:15:12,796
Sweets, the case.

393
00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:14,164
Mm-hmm.
Victim.

394
00:15:14,215 --> 00:15:15,832
All right,
has no criminal record,

395
00:15:15,883 --> 00:15:17,550
but check this out, huh?

396
00:15:17,585 --> 00:15:19,052
Right there.

397
00:15:20,137 --> 00:15:22,121
Restraining order filed

398
00:15:22,139 --> 00:15:25,425
two days before the murder
by Marcy Drew?

399
00:15:25,459 --> 00:15:26,593
His ex-wife.

400
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:37,187
How is your reconstruction
coming, Ms. Wick?

401
00:15:37,238 --> 00:15:40,240
I hope you'll be pleased,
Madam President.

402
00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:42,141
"Dr. Brennan" is fine.

403
00:15:42,159 --> 00:15:43,243
For now.

404
00:15:43,277 --> 00:15:44,494
I found arthritic markers

405
00:15:44,528 --> 00:15:45,662
on his knuckles
and wrists

406
00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:47,530
that predate the
gunshot wound.

407
00:15:47,581 --> 00:15:50,533
It's in the
nascent stages and...

408
00:15:51,953 --> 00:15:53,620
...asymmetrical.

409
00:15:53,654 --> 00:15:56,923
A day laborer should present
symmetrical wear to his joints.

410
00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:59,209
There are over 100 types
of arthritis, Ms. Wick.

411
00:15:59,260 --> 00:16:01,494
I'll examine the cell structure
to see what

412
00:16:01,512 --> 00:16:02,929
we're dealing with.

413
00:16:02,964 --> 00:16:04,497
How will you deal with the CIA?

414
00:16:04,515 --> 00:16:05,765
That would be
a problem for me.

415
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,217
I can't keep a secret.

416
00:16:07,268 --> 00:16:10,720
You must realize that espionage
is a crucial tool

417
00:16:10,771 --> 00:16:13,506
for diplomacy
as well as national defense.

418
00:16:13,524 --> 00:16:15,892
But you wouldn't tap
my phone or anything.

419
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:20,030
A campaign must be designed
to persuade the electorate

420
00:16:20,064 --> 00:16:22,032
that the candidate
is on their side.

421
00:16:22,066 --> 00:16:25,285
Which means it is sometimes
necessary to lie.

422
00:16:25,319 --> 00:16:26,786
So my answer is...

423
00:16:26,821 --> 00:16:29,739
no, I would not tap your phone.

424
00:16:29,790 --> 00:16:32,191
Oh.

425
00:16:32,209 --> 00:16:33,359
You did an excellent job

426
00:16:33,377 --> 00:16:34,878
of reconstructing the skull,
Ms. Wick.

427
00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:36,195
I know.

428
00:16:36,213 --> 00:16:38,631
And it seems as if we have
cause of death-- because of me.

429
00:16:38,666 --> 00:16:40,133
Chiseling shows the bullet path

430
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,302
was through the frontal sinus

431
00:16:42,336 --> 00:16:45,705
and exited through the right
superlateral occipital.

432
00:16:45,723 --> 00:16:47,924
The entry wound
and surrounding damage

433
00:16:47,958 --> 00:16:50,593
measure 1.828 centimeters.

434
00:16:50,644 --> 00:16:54,213
That would suggest
a .45-caliber bullet.

435
00:16:54,231 --> 00:16:55,348
But Dr. Saroyan said

436
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,567
that the gunshot to the hand

437
00:16:57,601 --> 00:16:59,652
was probably from
a nine-millimeter.

438
00:16:59,687 --> 00:17:00,887
Two guns.

439
00:17:00,905 --> 00:17:03,940
Which means we're likely looking
for two killers.

440
00:17:08,562 --> 00:17:09,779
This is terrible.

441
00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:12,165
I never wanted anything like
this to happen to Jared.

442
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,067
But you did file
a restraining order against him.

443
00:17:14,085 --> 00:17:16,086
He was coming around
all the time.

444
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,370
He wouldn't
leave Marcy alone.

445
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:18,905
You were listed in the
restraining order,

446
00:17:18,923 --> 00:17:20,073
as well, Mr. Young.
Yeah.

447
00:17:20,091 --> 00:17:21,291
Okay.
Jared was getting aggressive.

448
00:17:21,342 --> 00:17:22,675
That had to stop.
I don't think

449
00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:24,461
that Jared
would have hurt us, Mike.

450
00:17:24,512 --> 00:17:25,795
You want to take
a chance like that?

451
00:17:25,846 --> 00:17:27,047
Huh?

452
00:17:27,081 --> 00:17:28,515
Preemptive action.
You can never go wrong

453
00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:29,766
with a little
preemptive action.

454
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,934
You seem angry.

455
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:33,136
Jared was coming
around all the time

456
00:17:33,187 --> 00:17:35,138
begging me to
take him back.

457
00:17:35,189 --> 00:17:36,439
Marcy's with me now.

458
00:17:36,474 --> 00:17:37,974
Okay? I'm taking
care of her.

459
00:17:38,025 --> 00:17:39,692
I'm taking care
of the kids.

460
00:17:39,727 --> 00:17:41,561
All right, Jared's life
with her is over.

461
00:17:41,595 --> 00:17:43,446
Certainly is now.

462
00:17:44,899 --> 00:17:47,100
Was he ever violent with you
or the children?

463
00:17:47,118 --> 00:17:48,318
Jared?

464
00:17:48,369 --> 00:17:50,203
Oh, God, no, no.

465
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:51,538
No, he was just...

466
00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:52,539
He was a loser.

467
00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:54,374
He upset the kids.

468
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:56,793
That hardware store
was passed down

469
00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:58,277
from Jared's grandfather.

470
00:17:58,295 --> 00:18:00,213
And-and trying to hang onto it,

471
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,999
we lost our condo
and every penny we had.

472
00:18:03,050 --> 00:18:04,167
He couldn't find any work?

473
00:18:04,218 --> 00:18:06,119
He tried to get on with one

474
00:18:06,137 --> 00:18:08,621
of the big home improvement
stores, but...

475
00:18:08,639 --> 00:18:10,974
He would have had to move
away from the kids.

476
00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:13,793
And since you and Mike here
were already together...

477
00:18:13,811 --> 00:18:14,978
Who told you that?

478
00:18:15,012 --> 00:18:16,513
Uh, you did, just now.

479
00:18:16,564 --> 00:18:19,933
Obviously, you feel guilty
about leaving your husband.

480
00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:20,967
Ex-husband.

481
00:18:20,985 --> 00:18:22,352
He was a good man.

482
00:18:22,403 --> 00:18:25,855
He was a good provider
until he lost that store.

483
00:18:25,906 --> 00:18:28,158
I had to think of my kids.

484
00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:30,610
Right. You know, often, though,
people feel the need

485
00:18:30,644 --> 00:18:33,613
to get rid of whatever it is
that makes them feel guilty.

486
00:18:33,647 --> 00:18:35,748
No, that's not it.

487
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,785
Do either of you own a gun?

488
00:18:40,004 --> 00:18:41,371
I would like a lawyer.

489
00:18:41,422 --> 00:18:42,672
Me, too.

490
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:44,891
Not another word
without a lawyer.

491
00:18:49,847 --> 00:18:51,264
<i>Dr. Saroyan,</i>

492
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,550
have you seen the excrement
that I left on my desk?

493
00:18:53,601 --> 00:18:54,801
Think before you
speak, Hodgins.

494
00:18:54,835 --> 00:18:56,052
Some people might
not understand

495
00:18:56,103 --> 00:18:57,353
what you're
referring to.

496
00:18:57,388 --> 00:18:58,521
Oh. That's a good point.

497
00:18:58,556 --> 00:18:59,772
So, have you seen it?

498
00:18:59,807 --> 00:19:01,107
Yes, I took your excrement.

499
00:19:01,142 --> 00:19:02,559
I wanted to study it.

500
00:19:02,610 --> 00:19:03,726
Ooh.

501
00:19:03,777 --> 00:19:04,994
Now everything sounds terrible,
doesn't it?

502
00:19:05,029 --> 00:19:06,279
Awful.

503
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:07,981
I wasn't finished cataloguing
what the animal ate.

504
00:19:08,015 --> 00:19:09,149
You'll have plenty of time.

505
00:19:09,183 --> 00:19:11,401
I wanted to get my hands
on the ex....

506
00:19:11,452 --> 00:19:14,070
evidence to see if it contained
epithelial cells.

507
00:19:14,121 --> 00:19:15,121
Apparently, she hit

508
00:19:15,156 --> 00:19:16,355
the mother lode.

509
00:19:16,373 --> 00:19:17,574
The epithelial cells

510
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:19,525
came from a variety
of exotic animals.

511
00:19:19,543 --> 00:19:22,361
So far, I've found
monkey cells, cougar

512
00:19:22,379 --> 00:19:23,663
and digested
wolf cells.

513
00:19:23,697 --> 00:19:25,031
Yeah, and all
the animals

514
00:19:25,049 --> 00:19:26,499
were at a pet expo.

515
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,501
Jared Drew had
work there,

516
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,970
mucking out the,
uh, holding pens.

517
00:19:35,226 --> 00:19:38,094
Have your bugs given
you time of death yet?

518
00:19:38,145 --> 00:19:39,479
Yeah, six days ago.

519
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:41,598
Oh, that was during
the pet expo.

520
00:19:41,649 --> 00:19:43,566
This must have been
his last job.

521
00:19:43,601 --> 00:19:45,101
Oh, man.

522
00:19:45,152 --> 00:19:46,653
Turns out these expos

523
00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:48,488
aren't just for puppies
and kittens anymore.

524
00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:51,541
Exotic pets are a $10 billion
a year industry.

525
00:19:51,575 --> 00:19:52,775
You're exaggerating, right?

526
00:19:52,826 --> 00:19:54,944
No, there are more
pet tigers in Texas

527
00:19:54,995 --> 00:19:56,946
than there are
in the wilds of India.

528
00:19:56,997 --> 00:19:59,365
What kind of lunatic wants
a wild animal as a pet?

529
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,367
I think "lunatic"
pretty much

530
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,419
describes who
we're talking about.

531
00:20:08,259 --> 00:20:09,842
<i>I'm sorry.</i>

532
00:20:09,877 --> 00:20:11,227
I don't know him.

533
00:20:11,262 --> 00:20:12,929
He worked at your pet expo.
Doing what?

534
00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:14,247
Cleaning up.
Oh, I don't

535
00:20:14,265 --> 00:20:16,015
hire the day laborers;
the fairground does that.

536
00:20:16,050 --> 00:20:17,767
What kind of people
come to these things?

537
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,418
Oh, awful people,
really.

538
00:20:19,436 --> 00:20:21,387
Families, retired people.

539
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,273
Antique shows,
they draw stolen goods.

540
00:20:23,307 --> 00:20:25,441
Gun shows draw illegal weapons.

541
00:20:25,476 --> 00:20:27,977
Okay, yeah, I can see
where this is going.

542
00:20:28,028 --> 00:20:31,097
We don't do any traffic
in illegal exotics.

543
00:20:31,115 --> 00:20:32,899
My pet expo is not only

544
00:20:32,933 --> 00:20:34,534
in compliance
with every local

545
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:37,770
and federal law,
but it is also approved

546
00:20:37,788 --> 00:20:39,656
by eight animal rights
organizations.

547
00:20:39,707 --> 00:20:41,107
It is a family event.

548
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:43,910
No, cougars and bears
are not for families.

549
00:20:43,944 --> 00:20:45,295
They are legal.

550
00:20:45,329 --> 00:20:47,630
The vendors breed them
right here in the U.S.

551
00:20:47,665 --> 00:20:49,332
Nothing illegal about it.

552
00:20:49,383 --> 00:20:50,583
These animals
aren't domesticated.

553
00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:52,468
It is cruel
to treat them as pets.

554
00:20:52,503 --> 00:20:54,671
Well, some would say
that it's horrible

555
00:20:54,722 --> 00:20:57,173
to watch a lion
taking down a zebra,

556
00:20:57,224 --> 00:20:59,342
tearing it apart
and eating it.

557
00:20:59,393 --> 00:21:00,977
These animals
are spared that fate.

558
00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:03,096
Look, I came here to help,
not to be attacked

559
00:21:03,130 --> 00:21:04,681
for doing something
perfectly legal.

560
00:21:04,732 --> 00:21:06,432
All right,
simmer down, Bwana Bob.

561
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,935
I comply with the law.

562
00:21:08,969 --> 00:21:10,687
Now, is there anything else,

563
00:21:10,738 --> 00:21:13,189
or do you just intend
to berate me

564
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,358
because we see the world
differently?

565
00:21:23,693 --> 00:21:24,345
<i>I believe you will be</i>

566
00:21:24,346 --> 00:21:27,247
very impressed when I tell you
that this arthritis

567
00:21:27,264 --> 00:21:28,748
isn't really arthritis.

568
00:21:28,766 --> 00:21:30,383
I'd be more impressed
if you told me

569
00:21:30,417 --> 00:21:31,935
what it is
instead of what it isn't.

570
00:21:31,969 --> 00:21:33,603
Beginning stages
of osteonecrosis.

571
00:21:33,637 --> 00:21:34,771
See here?

572
00:21:34,805 --> 00:21:37,690
On the ulna at the
styloid process.

573
00:21:37,725 --> 00:21:41,978
And here, more damage at
the olecranon process.

574
00:21:43,096 --> 00:21:45,097
What causes that?
Blood poisoning?

575
00:21:45,115 --> 00:21:46,432
Exactly.

576
00:21:46,450 --> 00:21:48,568
And when sepsis
makes its way into bone,

577
00:21:48,602 --> 00:21:50,737
it presents
as septic arthritis.

578
00:21:50,771 --> 00:21:52,322
What caused the blood poisoning?

579
00:21:52,373 --> 00:21:54,540
Point of entry was here.

580
00:21:54,575 --> 00:21:55,959
See the linear
striations

581
00:21:55,993 --> 00:21:58,077
on the victim's right
lunate and trapezium?

582
00:21:58,111 --> 00:22:00,330
Ouch. Those cuts
are pretty deep,

583
00:22:00,381 --> 00:22:02,966
almost like he
was slashed.

584
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,717
Scratching the victim
down to bone,

585
00:22:04,752 --> 00:22:07,086
and inserting the bacteria
directly into

586
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:08,421
the victim's bloodstream.

587
00:22:08,455 --> 00:22:10,807
What kind of person doesn't
go to the hospital

588
00:22:10,841 --> 00:22:12,308
after an injury like that?

589
00:22:12,343 --> 00:22:13,426
A very poor person?

590
00:22:13,460 --> 00:22:15,461
He could've gone
to the emergency room.

591
00:22:15,479 --> 00:22:17,180
Either he couldn't get
to a hospital,

592
00:22:17,231 --> 00:22:18,931
or he was prevented.

593
00:22:18,965 --> 00:22:21,934
Let's see if Hodgins
can take some samples

594
00:22:21,968 --> 00:22:24,303
and figure out what
slashed him.

595
00:22:26,206 --> 00:22:28,691
<i>I'm just saying</i>

596
00:22:28,742 --> 00:22:31,444
that you're more important
in the lab than I am.

597
00:22:31,478 --> 00:22:32,912
Is this some kind of test?

598
00:22:32,946 --> 00:22:35,314
I give them faces,
which, more and mo

599
00:22:35,332 --> 00:22:36,916
is just not the way
to identify victims,

600
00:22:36,950 --> 00:22:39,669
and then, sometimes,
I show how they died.

601
00:22:39,703 --> 00:22:42,088
That is very important, Angie.

602
00:22:42,122 --> 00:22:43,673
God help me, if you
get into that

603
00:22:43,707 --> 00:22:45,491
"All boats rise
in a flood" thing...

604
00:22:45,509 --> 00:22:46,793
"High tide raises all boats."

605
00:22:46,827 --> 00:22:48,494
Yeah. What?
You said flood--

606
00:22:48,512 --> 00:22:49,545
a flood is
a natural disaster.

607
00:22:49,596 --> 00:22:52,498
What? Most boats would
sink in a flood.

608
00:22:52,516 --> 00:22:53,933
Tide's good,
flood's bad.

609
00:22:53,967 --> 00:22:55,518
Seriously?
Ask New Orleans.

610
00:22:55,552 --> 00:22:57,387
I'm telling you that I'm
feeling inadequate,

611
00:22:57,438 --> 00:22:58,504
and you're talking about boats.

612
00:22:58,522 --> 00:22:59,972
I mean, it's totally...

613
00:23:00,006 --> 00:23:01,974
Hey, Sweets!
Hey! Come here.

614
00:23:02,008 --> 00:23:03,643
Hey.

615
00:23:03,677 --> 00:23:04,861
Save Hodgins' life.
Hey.

616
00:23:04,895 --> 00:23:08,064
Uh... don't you want
to finish your...

617
00:23:09,783 --> 00:23:10,950
...your fight?

618
00:23:10,984 --> 00:23:13,152
Whoa, Sweets thinks we were
having a fight.

619
00:23:13,186 --> 00:23:14,871
Yeah, well, he clearly doesn't
know what a fight is.

620
00:23:14,905 --> 00:23:16,155
I gotta go.
I'm gonna go figure out

621
00:23:16,189 --> 00:23:17,707
how our victim's hand
got slashed. I love you.

622
00:23:17,741 --> 00:23:19,459
Hey. Sit down.

623
00:23:22,362 --> 00:23:23,880
Are you okay?

624
00:23:23,914 --> 00:23:25,715
Yeah. Why?

625
00:23:25,749 --> 00:23:27,133
If I were a psychologist,

626
00:23:27,167 --> 00:23:28,718
I'd say that you overreacted

627
00:23:28,752 --> 00:23:31,421
to the slightest disagreement
between me and Hodgins.

628
00:23:31,472 --> 00:23:34,006
Because I'm at a turning point
in my own relationship.

629
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:37,009
I was gonna say that maybe
you're nervous

630
00:23:37,043 --> 00:23:38,344
about moving in with Daisy.

631
00:23:38,378 --> 00:23:41,681
No, I've... yeah, well,
I'm a little nervous.

632
00:23:41,715 --> 00:23:43,149
You're getting cold feet.

633
00:23:43,183 --> 00:23:44,183
No!

634
00:23:44,217 --> 00:23:45,718
Why would I?

635
00:23:45,736 --> 00:23:48,220
It's... It's not like
we're getting married.

636
00:23:48,238 --> 00:23:49,555
Moving in together is-is...

637
00:23:49,573 --> 00:23:51,074
you know,
it's a minor commitment.

638
00:23:51,108 --> 00:23:52,742
Minor.

639
00:23:52,776 --> 00:23:54,527
Oh, boy.
What?

640
00:23:54,561 --> 00:23:57,396
Is it possible that maybe
what you're seeing

641
00:23:57,414 --> 00:24:00,666
as a minor commitment,
Daisy is seeing as...

642
00:24:00,701 --> 00:24:03,202
The beginning of
a whole new life together.

643
00:24:03,236 --> 00:24:04,420
Yeah.

644
00:24:04,455 --> 00:24:05,872
Yeah...

645
00:24:05,906 --> 00:24:09,008
It's like you never studied
psychology at all.

646
00:24:09,042 --> 00:24:11,377
Yeah.

647
00:24:13,246 --> 00:24:14,413
You found something?

648
00:24:14,431 --> 00:24:16,632
Yeah. Keratin.

649
00:24:16,667 --> 00:24:18,267
From a claw?

650
00:24:18,302 --> 00:24:19,268
Feline.

651
00:24:19,303 --> 00:24:20,470
He was slashed by a cat?

652
00:24:20,521 --> 00:24:22,138
Yeah, but not the kind
that you're thinking.

653
00:24:22,189 --> 00:24:23,890
Don't be so sure.

654
00:24:23,924 --> 00:24:25,725
DNA results

655
00:24:25,759 --> 00:24:26,893
from the epithelial cells

656
00:24:26,927 --> 00:24:28,260
you found in
the victim's boot tread.

657
00:24:28,278 --> 00:24:31,481
Okay, if you say tiger,
then we are on the same page.

658
00:24:31,532 --> 00:24:33,983
A Siberian tiger.

659
00:24:34,034 --> 00:24:35,651
Wait-- a pure-bred
Siberian tiger?

660
00:24:35,702 --> 00:24:37,537
According to the DNA.

661
00:24:37,571 --> 00:24:39,038
Does the type of tiger
make a difference?

662
00:24:39,072 --> 00:24:41,874
Yeah, see, buying and selling
cross-bred tigers is legal...

663
00:24:41,909 --> 00:24:45,945
but a pure-bred Siberian tiger,
I mean, that's...

664
00:24:45,963 --> 00:24:46,963
that's a felony.

665
00:24:46,997 --> 00:24:48,614
Definitely motive for murder.

666
00:24:48,632 --> 00:24:51,250
Well, it's only murder
if we can find cause of death.

667
00:24:51,284 --> 00:24:52,718
I found cause of death.

668
00:24:52,753 --> 00:24:53,886
I should've seen
this earlier.

669
00:24:53,921 --> 00:24:55,304
I was a coroner
in New York.

670
00:24:55,339 --> 00:24:56,672
Wait--
seen what earlier?

671
00:24:56,723 --> 00:24:58,391
Dr. Brennan said that
the splintering showed

672
00:24:58,425 --> 00:24:59,642
that the bullet entered
through the palm

673
00:24:59,676 --> 00:25:00,927
and exited through the
back of the hand...

674
00:25:00,961 --> 00:25:01,928
Yeah?

675
00:25:01,962 --> 00:25:04,129
Shoot me.

676
00:25:04,148 --> 00:25:05,598
I beg your pardon?

677
00:25:05,632 --> 00:25:07,316
No-- with the marker.
Shoot me.

678
00:25:07,351 --> 00:25:11,470
Um... okay, bang--

679
00:25:11,488 --> 00:25:13,406
It was a defensive wound.

680
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,808
The bullet went through
the victim's hand

681
00:25:15,826 --> 00:25:16,826
and then into his face.

682
00:25:16,860 --> 00:25:18,194
A hollow-point bullet.

683
00:25:18,245 --> 00:25:19,612
It expanded entering the hand.

684
00:25:19,646 --> 00:25:20,613
That's why we thought

685
00:25:20,647 --> 00:25:22,498
a nine-millimeter
entered his hand

686
00:25:22,533 --> 00:25:24,667
and a .45-caliber
entered his face.

687
00:25:24,701 --> 00:25:28,421
One bullet, one gun,
one shooter.

688
00:25:34,511 --> 00:25:35,962
<i>Our victim is attacked by</i>

689
00:25:35,996 --> 00:25:37,213
a pure-bred Siberian tiger.

690
00:25:37,264 --> 00:25:40,466
The wounds he sustained
gave him blood poisoning,

691
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:42,635
but he did not seek
medical help-- why?

692
00:25:42,669 --> 00:25:44,336
That's what
I'm asking you.

693
00:25:44,354 --> 00:25:46,138
Because if he tells
the hospital

694
00:25:46,172 --> 00:25:48,191
that he was attacked
by a Siberian tiger,

695
00:25:48,225 --> 00:25:50,393
he ends up in prison, right?

696
00:25:50,444 --> 00:25:51,694
Okay, the body was found here,

697
00:25:51,728 --> 00:25:53,062
on the north side of the road.

698
00:25:53,113 --> 00:25:54,346
The road dead-ends
in this valley.

699
00:25:54,364 --> 00:25:56,315
There's five farms there.

700
00:25:56,349 --> 00:25:58,484
So, if the body was found
on the north side of the road,

701
00:25:58,518 --> 00:25:59,452
he was heading out.

702
00:25:59,486 --> 00:26:01,954
After delivering the tiger.
Right.

703
00:26:01,989 --> 00:26:03,956
Okay, so maybe
the buyer of the tiger

704
00:26:03,991 --> 00:26:05,324
sees the victim's wound,

705
00:26:05,358 --> 00:26:07,326
realizes he's gonna have to
go to the hospital...

706
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:08,961
No, no, no, no,
that's too risky, okay?

707
00:26:08,996 --> 00:26:10,880
Buying a tiger
is a felony, Sweets.

708
00:26:10,914 --> 00:26:12,531
Right, right, so, maybe...

709
00:26:12,549 --> 00:26:15,534
the buyer offers to drive
the victim to the hospital,

710
00:26:15,552 --> 00:26:18,254
kills him along this
deserted stretch of road.

711
00:26:18,305 --> 00:26:20,056
You should search
those five farms for a tiger.

712
00:26:20,090 --> 00:26:21,874
I don't have enough
for a warrant, okay?

713
00:26:21,892 --> 00:26:23,059
That's why you're here.

714
00:26:23,093 --> 00:26:24,977
- I don't understand.
- I need you to put together

715
00:26:25,012 --> 00:26:27,597
some kind of psychological
mumbo-jumbo warrant

716
00:26:27,648 --> 00:26:29,048
for these five farmers.

717
00:26:29,066 --> 00:26:30,382
Booth, I'm a professional, okay?

718
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,051
I can't just make things up,
so you can get a warrant.

719
00:26:32,069 --> 00:26:34,153
You're not helping me.
You... you're not.

720
00:26:34,187 --> 00:26:36,239
Wouldn't it make more sense
if I talked to the guy

721
00:26:36,273 --> 00:26:37,156
that runs the pet expo?

722
00:26:37,190 --> 00:26:39,025
I mean,
maybe one of these farmers

723
00:26:39,059 --> 00:26:40,493
is known to be
an animal collector.

724
00:26:40,527 --> 00:26:41,944
That's a good idea.
Thank you.

725
00:26:41,995 --> 00:26:43,746
You know what? He's in the
interrogation room, okay?

726
00:26:43,780 --> 00:26:45,248
You have at him.
Gotta go.

727
00:26:46,617 --> 00:26:49,752
You just... you just totally
conned me into doing that.

728
00:26:49,786 --> 00:26:51,420
Booth!
Yeah.

729
00:26:51,455 --> 00:26:53,039
Can I ask you
a personal question?

730
00:26:53,073 --> 00:26:55,240
Well, that depends
on how personal here.

731
00:26:55,259 --> 00:26:58,077
Okay, um... was it
a big deal for you

732
00:26:58,095 --> 00:26:59,378
to move in with
Dr. Brennan?

733
00:26:59,412 --> 00:27:00,212
What do you mean?

734
00:27:00,246 --> 00:27:01,380
You know, big deal, like...

735
00:27:01,414 --> 00:27:02,598
getting married.

736
00:27:02,633 --> 00:27:05,217
Whoa-- living together is
not getting married, okay?

737
00:27:05,251 --> 00:27:06,719
Getting married's
a big-boy commitment.

738
00:27:06,753 --> 00:27:08,420
Okay, yes, yes.

739
00:27:08,438 --> 00:27:09,972
I totally agree with that.

740
00:27:10,023 --> 00:27:13,309
For me. But, for Bones,
that was a...

741
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:16,028
that was a huge step, you know?

742
00:27:16,063 --> 00:27:17,096
Living together.

743
00:27:17,114 --> 00:27:18,764
The only reason she
even considered it

744
00:27:18,782 --> 00:27:20,199
was because she was pregnant.

745
00:27:20,233 --> 00:27:22,267
Okay, so...

746
00:27:22,286 --> 00:27:24,820
Dr. Brennan's the most rational
human being on the planet...

747
00:27:24,871 --> 00:27:27,990
and, to her,
moving in together...

748
00:27:28,041 --> 00:27:28,774
Big deal.

749
00:27:28,792 --> 00:27:30,459
Big.
Huge.

750
00:27:30,494 --> 00:27:33,162
Huge.
Huge.

751
00:27:33,213 --> 00:27:34,797
Breathe it out, kid.
You'll get him.

752
00:27:34,831 --> 00:27:36,782
Okay.

753
00:27:43,381 --> 00:27:45,332
None of these names mean
anything to me.

754
00:27:45,350 --> 00:27:46,500
Who-who are they?

755
00:27:46,518 --> 00:27:48,135
We have reason to believe
that one of them

756
00:27:48,169 --> 00:27:49,853
bought a Siberian tiger
on the black market.

757
00:27:49,888 --> 00:27:51,555
Oh, here we go again.

758
00:27:51,606 --> 00:27:54,641
Mr. Neibling, the victim worked
at the fairgrounds

759
00:27:54,675 --> 00:27:56,176
during the time of your
pet exposition, all right?

760
00:27:56,194 --> 00:27:58,011
He was injured by a
Siberian tiger.

761
00:27:58,029 --> 00:28:01,565
Maybe one of these, one of these
farmers made suspicious inquiries.

762
00:28:01,616 --> 00:28:04,201
10,000 people came
through that expo.

763
00:28:04,235 --> 00:28:06,186
We had over 200 exhibitors.

764
00:28:06,204 --> 00:28:07,687
An innocent man is dead;

765
00:28:07,706 --> 00:28:09,907
we're just exploring
every avenue.

766
00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:12,626
If he was transporting a
pure-bred Siberian tiger,

767
00:28:12,660 --> 00:28:13,994
then he was not innocent.

768
00:28:14,028 --> 00:28:15,629
Okay, but he didn't
deserve to die.

769
00:28:15,663 --> 00:28:18,248
I'm not sure I agree with that.

770
00:28:18,299 --> 00:28:20,751
These smugglers, they don't
care about the animals,

771
00:28:20,802 --> 00:28:23,087
and they interfere with
my legitimate business.

772
00:28:23,138 --> 00:28:25,005
Now, what happens if
the press finds out

773
00:28:25,039 --> 00:28:26,340
that you're questioning me?

774
00:28:26,374 --> 00:28:28,375
My reputation goes
right into the toilet.

775
00:28:28,393 --> 00:28:30,227
We won't leak your name
to the press.

776
00:28:32,514 --> 00:28:34,098
All right, well,
let me take the names.

777
00:28:34,149 --> 00:28:35,516
I'll ask around.

778
00:28:35,550 --> 00:28:37,601
If I hear anything suspicious,
I'll get back to you.

779
00:28:37,652 --> 00:28:39,319
Good. Thank you, sir.

780
00:28:39,354 --> 00:28:41,004
I appreciate your help.

781
00:28:41,039 --> 00:28:43,991
<i>I love farms.</i>

782
00:28:44,025 --> 00:28:46,393
Someday, Lance and I will have
a farm of our own.

783
00:28:46,411 --> 00:28:48,362
The pet expo guys

784
00:28:48,396 --> 00:28:50,030
didn't recognize any
of the farmers' names.

785
00:28:50,064 --> 00:28:52,032
Yeah, but what are the chances
that a guy

786
00:28:52,066 --> 00:28:54,618
is gonna buy a Siberian tiger
with his real name, anyway?

787
00:28:54,669 --> 00:28:57,838
Oh! Oh! I could call in
an anonymous tip like:

788
00:28:57,872 --> 00:28:59,506
I hear roaring at night.

789
00:28:59,541 --> 00:29:01,375
I was thinking
more along the lines

790
00:29:01,409 --> 00:29:02,676
of looking at satellite photos
on the Internet,

791
00:29:02,710 --> 00:29:04,795
and seeing if any of the farms
shout "tiger!"

792
00:29:04,846 --> 00:29:06,046
That is brilliant.

793
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,348
Okay, here they are.

794
00:29:09,467 --> 00:29:11,218
Kinda grainy.
Yeah, well, this is just

795
00:29:11,252 --> 00:29:13,137
what the government allows us
to see on the Internet.

796
00:29:13,188 --> 00:29:14,988
You know they keep all the
good stuff for themselves.

797
00:29:15,023 --> 00:29:17,324
Could those be
endangered animals?

798
00:29:18,193 --> 00:29:19,176
Are blobs endangered?

799
00:29:19,210 --> 00:29:20,477
Let me try a fractal
enlargement program.

800
00:29:20,512 --> 00:29:23,480
I'm guessing cows.

801
00:29:23,531 --> 00:29:25,949
Pigs!
Which are not endangered.

802
00:29:25,984 --> 00:29:27,451
Unless you factor in bacon.

803
00:29:27,485 --> 00:29:30,654
Are those cages?

804
00:29:30,705 --> 00:29:31,655
Yeah... they could be.

805
00:29:31,706 --> 00:29:33,707
"Could be" will not
get us a warrant.

806
00:29:33,741 --> 00:29:36,243
Yeah, and these images haven't
been updated in over a year.

807
00:29:36,277 --> 00:29:38,345
What we need is
our own satellite.

808
00:29:39,297 --> 00:29:41,448
Oh! We've got one!

809
00:29:44,719 --> 00:29:46,553
<i>All of Neibling's permits</i>

810
00:29:46,588 --> 00:29:47,888
are up to date--

811
00:29:47,922 --> 00:29:49,756
there's no citations,
no violations,

812
00:29:49,790 --> 00:29:52,059
he even got an "A" rating from
the Better Business Bureau.

813
00:29:52,093 --> 00:29:53,510
Legality notwithstanding,

814
00:29:53,561 --> 00:29:56,563
why would someone willingly keep
these animals as pets?

815
00:29:56,598 --> 00:29:59,099
People who live where
these creatures are indigenous,

816
00:29:59,133 --> 00:30:00,851
take great lengths
to keep these animals

817
00:30:00,902 --> 00:30:02,102
away from their homes.

818
00:30:02,136 --> 00:30:03,270
Look, I'm with you, man.

819
00:30:03,304 --> 00:30:04,771
You want to see a wild
animal, go to the zoo.

820
00:30:04,805 --> 00:30:06,907
Oh...
I do not like zoos.

821
00:30:06,941 --> 00:30:08,242
What do you mean?
It's a zoo.

822
00:30:08,276 --> 00:30:10,310
Keeping animals captive
for human entertainment

823
00:30:10,328 --> 00:30:11,578
is just wrong.

824
00:30:11,613 --> 00:30:13,497
Come on!
Don't ruin the zoo for me.

825
00:30:13,531 --> 00:30:14,698
I used to go with Pops.

826
00:30:14,749 --> 00:30:15,782
I have great memories there.

827
00:30:15,816 --> 00:30:17,117
I can't wait to take
Christine.

828
00:30:17,151 --> 00:30:18,485
No, that will not
be happening.

829
00:30:18,503 --> 00:30:19,986
It's educational, okay?

830
00:30:20,004 --> 00:30:21,171
What, if she doesn't
go to the zoo,

831
00:30:21,206 --> 00:30:22,339
how's she gonna learn
about the animals?

832
00:30:22,373 --> 00:30:24,258
The satellite system
you insisted that we buy

833
00:30:24,292 --> 00:30:27,928
provides us with 16
animal-themed channels.

834
00:30:27,962 --> 00:30:29,513
One, just for penguins.

835
00:30:29,547 --> 00:30:30,631
It's not the same, okay?

836
00:30:30,665 --> 00:30:32,516
The TV won't
give you a balloon.

837
00:30:32,550 --> 00:30:34,301
The balloons
end up in the ocean,

838
00:30:34,335 --> 00:30:35,719
and very often choke seals.

839
00:30:35,770 --> 00:30:37,187
Okay, all right,
you know what?

840
00:30:37,222 --> 00:30:40,190
Find something bad to say about
the kitty train they have.

841
00:30:40,225 --> 00:30:42,509
Burns fossil fuels just to go
round and round in circles.

842
00:30:42,527 --> 00:30:43,343
Cotton candy.

843
00:30:43,361 --> 00:30:44,862
Encourages Type 2 diabetes.

844
00:30:44,896 --> 00:30:46,280
I could do this all day, Booth.

845
00:30:46,314 --> 00:30:47,481
Fine, fine.
Just know that someday,

846
00:30:47,515 --> 00:30:49,199
we are getting
a dog for Christine.

847
00:30:49,234 --> 00:30:51,368
Hm. Possibly.

848
00:30:51,402 --> 00:30:53,620
Studies have shown that children
who grow up with dogs

849
00:30:53,655 --> 00:30:54,821
have stronger immune systems.

850
00:30:54,855 --> 00:30:56,323
And you can play
ball with them.

851
00:30:56,357 --> 00:30:57,491
If you say so.

852
00:30:57,525 --> 00:30:59,243
I do say so.
And you know what?

853
00:30:59,294 --> 00:31:00,460
We're gonna name
him Gretzky.

854
00:31:00,495 --> 00:31:01,545
Well, we'll see about that.

855
00:31:01,579 --> 00:31:02,629
Yeah, it's Gretzky.

856
00:31:02,664 --> 00:31:03,714
Here, Gretzky!
Gretzky boy!

857
00:31:03,748 --> 00:31:04,698
Come on, boy!

858
00:31:04,716 --> 00:31:06,633
<i>Gretzky!</i>

859
00:31:08,336 --> 00:31:10,754
I am using a World War II
Spitfire, so...

860
00:31:10,805 --> 00:31:12,172
I don't have a lot of range.

861
00:31:12,206 --> 00:31:14,424
And I thought you didn't have
a lot of range

862
00:31:14,475 --> 00:31:15,559
'cause you're using a toy.

863
00:31:15,593 --> 00:31:17,761
A hobbyist
does not play with toys,

864
00:31:17,812 --> 00:31:18,878
he works with replicas.

865
00:31:18,897 --> 00:31:20,547
All right, so,
you getting the signal?

866
00:31:20,565 --> 00:31:23,216
Yeah, yeah, and I like
the replica, sweetie.

867
00:31:23,234 --> 00:31:24,484
It's awesome.

868
00:31:24,519 --> 00:31:26,069
Fine. I'm the bad guy.

869
00:31:26,104 --> 00:31:28,188
All right, here we go.

870
00:31:40,702 --> 00:31:43,069
Ooh, we're getting
a good signal.

871
00:31:43,087 --> 00:31:45,905
A goat... more pigs...

872
00:31:45,924 --> 00:31:47,090
lots of cows...

873
00:31:47,125 --> 00:31:48,575
Try to limit the play-by-play

874
00:31:48,593 --> 00:31:50,260
to the exotic animals, Ms. Wick.

875
00:31:50,295 --> 00:31:52,879
Well, I grew up in the city,
so they're all exotic to me.

876
00:31:52,913 --> 00:31:55,716
Can you get any higher?

877
00:31:55,750 --> 00:31:58,185
It's a Spitfire.

878
00:32:02,690 --> 00:32:03,774
Cages!

879
00:32:03,808 --> 00:32:05,392
Can you get
up under those trees?

880
00:32:05,426 --> 00:32:07,728
Uh-huh...

881
00:32:11,733 --> 00:32:12,866
What are those?

882
00:32:12,900 --> 00:32:14,701
A camel! Zebra!

883
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:17,904
Is that a wolf?

884
00:32:17,938 --> 00:32:19,156
A kangaroo!

885
00:32:19,207 --> 00:32:20,624
You know,
Booth can tell a judge

886
00:32:20,658 --> 00:32:22,442
that we got this video
from a hobbyist.

887
00:32:22,460 --> 00:32:25,162
This is definitely enough
to get us a warrant.

888
00:32:26,331 --> 00:32:27,381
Oh, no, no, no...!

889
00:32:27,415 --> 00:32:29,333
Ooh!

890
00:32:29,384 --> 00:32:31,301
Aw...!

891
00:32:31,336 --> 00:32:33,804
Aw.

892
00:32:35,139 --> 00:32:37,090
Thomas Casey, FBI!

893
00:32:37,124 --> 00:32:38,141
Casey, open up!

894
00:32:38,176 --> 00:32:39,643
We have a warrant!

895
00:32:39,677 --> 00:32:44,014
Booth, the cages are over here
but... I don't see a tiger.

896
00:32:44,065 --> 00:32:46,149
Bones, wait up.
Bones!

897
00:32:50,238 --> 00:32:52,689
There's a wolf,
a kangaroo, a zebra...

898
00:32:52,740 --> 00:32:54,107
All legal, Bones.

899
00:32:54,141 --> 00:32:56,526
The state doesn't even require
them to be registered.

900
00:32:56,577 --> 00:32:57,661
Really?
You have to register

901
00:32:57,695 --> 00:32:58,812
for a dog but not a wolf?

902
00:32:58,830 --> 00:32:59,979
It's horrible, Booth.

903
00:32:59,998 --> 00:33:01,665
None of these animals should
be kept like this.

904
00:33:01,699 --> 00:33:02,833
If only you were
president, Bones.

905
00:33:02,867 --> 00:33:04,001
Hey!
If only.

906
00:33:04,035 --> 00:33:05,202
Hey, hey!

907
00:33:05,253 --> 00:33:06,870
What are you doing?
You can't be here.

908
00:33:06,921 --> 00:33:08,872
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
slow down there, okay?

909
00:33:08,923 --> 00:33:10,257
FBI.

910
00:33:10,291 --> 00:33:11,792
We have a warrant.

911
00:33:11,826 --> 00:33:14,261
For what?
I haven't done anything wrong.

912
00:33:14,295 --> 00:33:15,379
What about these animals?

913
00:33:15,430 --> 00:33:16,763
They're not meant
to be kept as pets.

914
00:33:16,798 --> 00:33:18,164
Hey, all these animals
are legal.

915
00:33:18,182 --> 00:33:20,434
Well, we're here
about your Siberian tiger.

916
00:33:20,468 --> 00:33:22,168
I don't know
what you're talking about.

917
00:33:22,186 --> 00:33:23,553
You see a tiger?

918
00:33:23,604 --> 00:33:24,604
Because I don't.

919
00:33:24,639 --> 00:33:25,672
What I see is an empty cage

920
00:33:25,690 --> 00:33:27,557
over there.
You waiting for something?

921
00:33:27,608 --> 00:33:29,443
I hope I can find a chimp.

922
00:33:29,477 --> 00:33:30,644
Chimp?

923
00:33:30,678 --> 00:33:32,446
Oh, my God.

924
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,047
What?

925
00:33:34,082 --> 00:33:35,148
Carrion birds.

926
00:33:35,182 --> 00:33:38,068
What? That's bad.

927
00:33:46,461 --> 00:33:47,994
Go.

928
00:33:48,028 --> 00:33:49,713
Go!

929
00:33:49,747 --> 00:33:51,415
Go! Go!

930
00:33:51,466 --> 00:33:54,301
You shot it!

931
00:33:54,335 --> 00:33:55,335
You killed it!

932
00:33:55,369 --> 00:33:56,887
I had to; it was out of control,

933
00:33:56,921 --> 00:33:58,138
trying to get out

934
00:33:58,172 --> 00:33:59,222
and go
for the other animals.

935
00:33:59,257 --> 00:34:01,141
Whoa, easy.
You shot your own tiger?

936
00:34:03,561 --> 00:34:05,595
How could...
How could he do that?

937
00:34:05,646 --> 00:34:06,813
How could you do that?!

938
00:34:06,848 --> 00:34:07,848
Easy, easy!

939
00:34:07,882 --> 00:34:09,900
Relax.

940
00:34:09,934 --> 00:34:11,568
All right, easy,
easy, easy, easy.

941
00:34:11,602 --> 00:34:13,052
Okay, it's all right.

942
00:34:13,071 --> 00:34:15,338
It's gonna be okay, Bones.
Don't worry about it.

943
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,385
What I want to know is how many
things we can charge him with.

944
00:34:20,438 --> 00:34:22,406
Well, we got him killing
an endangered species.

945
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:23,824
Does that carry
the death penalty?

946
00:34:23,875 --> 00:34:26,410
$50,000 fine, a year in jail.

947
00:34:26,444 --> 00:34:27,962
When I am president,
killing tigers

948
00:34:27,996 --> 00:34:29,380
will be a death penalty offense.

949
00:34:29,414 --> 00:34:31,448
Well, the president isn't
actually a dictator, Bones.

950
00:34:31,466 --> 00:34:32,833
That's right.

951
00:34:32,884 --> 00:34:34,969
I'll have to convince two other
branches of the government

952
00:34:35,003 --> 00:34:36,920
to execute animal traffickers.

953
00:34:36,954 --> 00:34:38,505
You know what,
you're very persuasive

954
00:34:38,556 --> 00:34:40,190
when you set your mind
to something.

955
00:34:40,225 --> 00:34:43,811
That animal was beautiful.

956
00:34:43,845 --> 00:34:46,397
It was beautiful and rare,
just like you.

957
00:34:46,431 --> 00:34:47,898
You should leverage
the tiger buyer

958
00:34:47,932 --> 00:34:49,900
into ratting out

959
00:34:49,934 --> 00:34:51,235
whoever he bought
the tiger from.

960
00:34:51,269 --> 00:34:53,520
Sorry, did you hear what I said?
It was very sweet.

961
00:34:53,571 --> 00:34:56,240
Maybe we can bring down the
entire criminal organization.

962
00:34:56,274 --> 00:34:58,275
Right, let's do that.

963
00:34:58,309 --> 00:34:59,610
Let's bring them all down.

964
00:35:00,829 --> 00:35:03,163
I shot that tiger
in self-defense.

965
00:35:03,198 --> 00:35:04,531
It was a man-killer.

966
00:35:04,582 --> 00:35:05,616
You're lying.

967
00:35:05,650 --> 00:35:07,001
We are charging you
with murder.

968
00:35:07,035 --> 00:35:07,951
For the tiger?!

969
00:35:07,985 --> 00:35:09,286
No, for Jared Drew.

970
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:10,671
Who is Jared Drew?

971
00:35:10,705 --> 00:35:11,988
He's the poor bastard
who delivered

972
00:35:12,007 --> 00:35:13,590
the tiger to your farm.

973
00:35:13,625 --> 00:35:14,825
He's dead?

974
00:35:14,843 --> 00:35:15,926
Yes, he's dead.

975
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,494
That guy was
really sick.

976
00:35:17,512 --> 00:35:18,545
He could barely stand up.

977
00:35:18,596 --> 00:35:20,097
He probably died
of whatever disease he had.

978
00:35:20,131 --> 00:35:24,051
We think that you offered
to drive him to the hospital.

979
00:35:24,102 --> 00:35:24,917
Killed him on the way.

980
00:35:24,942 --> 00:35:26,670
And then buried him
at the side of the road.

981
00:35:26,671 --> 00:35:27,971
I didn't drive him anywhere.

982
00:35:28,005 --> 00:35:29,640
He was too sick
to drive himself.

983
00:35:29,674 --> 00:35:30,841
You said it yourself.

984
00:35:30,859 --> 00:35:32,192
He didn't have to drive himself.

985
00:35:32,227 --> 00:35:33,627
There was the other guy.

986
00:35:34,529 --> 00:35:36,179
Other guy?

987
00:35:36,197 --> 00:35:37,448
What other guy?

988
00:35:37,482 --> 00:35:39,566
Two of them brought
me the tiger.

989
00:35:39,617 --> 00:35:40,984
What did
the other one look like?

990
00:35:41,018 --> 00:35:42,736
I don't know.
He waited in the truck.

991
00:35:42,787 --> 00:35:44,020
I never got a good look.

992
00:35:44,039 --> 00:35:45,689
Yeah, well, we're still
charging you with murder.

993
00:35:45,707 --> 00:35:47,190
But I didn't kill anyone.

994
00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:48,492
Yeah, but purchasing that tiger

995
00:35:48,526 --> 00:35:49,860
and transporting it
over a state line,

996
00:35:49,878 --> 00:35:51,027
that's a felony.

997
00:35:51,046 --> 00:35:53,047
Someone dies in the commission
of that felony,

998
00:35:53,081 --> 00:35:54,832
everyone involved
is guilty of homicide, pal.

999
00:35:54,866 --> 00:35:56,700
Right there,
that's why, when I'm president,

1000
00:35:56,718 --> 00:35:59,253
you get appointed
to head up the FBI.

1001
00:35:59,304 --> 00:36:01,138
There we go.
Thank you.

1002
00:36:02,540 --> 00:36:04,641
Who was the man in the truck?

1003
00:36:04,676 --> 00:36:05,726
I don't know.

1004
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:06,844
I'll tell you
everything

1005
00:36:06,878 --> 00:36:07,878
I do know.

1006
00:36:07,896 --> 00:36:09,212
You write down
that I cooperated.

1007
00:36:09,230 --> 00:36:11,181
Sure, go ahead.

1008
00:36:11,215 --> 00:36:12,549
I'm looking online

1009
00:36:12,567 --> 00:36:14,234
for cool animals
for my collection,

1010
00:36:14,269 --> 00:36:16,720
five clicks later,
there's somebody wants to sell

1011
00:36:16,738 --> 00:36:18,021
a Siberian tiger.

1012
00:36:18,055 --> 00:36:19,389
You bought it online?

1013
00:36:19,424 --> 00:36:21,608
"Siberian tiger available.

1014
00:36:21,659 --> 00:36:23,410
Serious inquiries only."

1015
00:36:23,445 --> 00:36:24,912
No names.

1016
00:36:24,946 --> 00:36:26,697
Just a e-mail telling
me to meet a guy

1017
00:36:26,731 --> 00:36:28,282
named Juan at the fairground,

1018
00:36:28,333 --> 00:36:30,501
give him half the money
in an envelope.

1019
00:36:34,038 --> 00:36:35,589
I only took an envelope
from the guy.

1020
00:36:35,623 --> 00:36:37,374
I didn't even know
what was inside.

1021
00:36:37,408 --> 00:36:38,509
Come on, Juan.

1022
00:36:38,543 --> 00:36:40,594
You know what an envelope
full of cash feels like.

1023
00:36:40,628 --> 00:36:43,680
You took the money and
then delivered a tiger.

1024
00:36:43,715 --> 00:36:45,015
A tiger?

1025
00:36:45,049 --> 00:36:46,717
The money was for a tiger?

1026
00:36:46,751 --> 00:36:49,720
The envelope full of cash,
who did you give it to?

1027
00:36:49,754 --> 00:36:51,305
Mr. Neibling.

1028
00:36:51,356 --> 00:36:52,606
Eric Neibling?

1029
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:53,924
I don't know
his first name, man.

1030
00:36:53,942 --> 00:36:56,059
It's Mr. Neibling, the boss.

1031
00:36:56,093 --> 00:36:57,361
I give him the envelope,

1032
00:36:57,395 --> 00:36:58,896
he gives me 50 bucks.

1033
00:36:58,930 --> 00:37:00,764
He asks me to send him
a good worker,

1034
00:37:00,782 --> 00:37:02,065
he gives me another $50.

1035
00:37:02,099 --> 00:37:03,233
You sent him Jared Drew.

1036
00:37:03,267 --> 00:37:04,601
Poor guy, man.

1037
00:37:04,619 --> 00:37:06,069
All he wanted
was to make

1038
00:37:06,103 --> 00:37:10,257
enough money and hold his head
high with his wife and kids.

1039
00:37:17,298 --> 00:37:19,049
You know what, this makes
complete sense to me now.

1040
00:37:19,083 --> 00:37:21,802
You saw the buyer's name
on the list that we gave you.

1041
00:37:21,836 --> 00:37:23,387
So what do you do?
You call him up,

1042
00:37:23,421 --> 00:37:25,005
you say, "Quick, get
rid of the tiger."

1043
00:37:25,056 --> 00:37:28,291
Show me the phone records
you've got to prove that.

1044
00:37:28,309 --> 00:37:30,177
I thought so.

1045
00:37:30,228 --> 00:37:32,146
Something wrong with you?
You need a glass of water?

1046
00:37:32,180 --> 00:37:33,981
I got a stomach bug
or something.

1047
00:37:34,015 --> 00:37:36,350
He's sick.

1048
00:37:36,401 --> 00:37:39,486
What you have is nascent
osteonecrotic septicemia.

1049
00:37:39,521 --> 00:37:40,534
Blood poisoning.

1050
00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:42,707
You got it when you shot
Jared Drew in the face.

1051
00:37:42,807 --> 00:37:43,857
Right, from the blowback.

1052
00:37:43,908 --> 00:37:46,827
I got the sniffles
from shooting someone?

1053
00:37:46,861 --> 00:37:48,662
Come on, do you know

1054
00:37:48,696 --> 00:37:50,581
how much face time I have
with the public?

1055
00:37:50,615 --> 00:37:53,033
He has to have a fragment
of the victim's bone

1056
00:37:53,084 --> 00:37:55,002
somewhere in him.
How big?

1057
00:37:55,036 --> 00:37:57,337
A sliver, probably in his face.
You know what?

1058
00:37:57,372 --> 00:37:58,539
I think I'm gonna leave.

1059
00:37:58,590 --> 00:37:59,756
Whoa, you're not going anywhere.

1060
00:38:01,125 --> 00:38:02,626
His face looks fine to me.

1061
00:38:02,660 --> 00:38:04,294
Sit down. Sit.

1062
00:38:04,328 --> 00:38:05,712
Where else does blowback hit?

1063
00:38:05,763 --> 00:38:07,598
Put your hands
on the table.

1064
00:38:07,632 --> 00:38:09,183
I want a lawyer.

1065
00:38:09,217 --> 00:38:10,350
You're gonna need one.

1066
00:38:10,385 --> 00:38:12,302
Put your hands on the table.

1067
00:38:14,189 --> 00:38:17,274
Right-handed.

1068
00:38:17,308 --> 00:38:19,342
Right hand holds the gun.

1069
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,529
If I went to the hospital and
they found out about the tiger,

1070
00:38:22,564 --> 00:38:24,481
I would've been ruined.

1071
00:38:24,515 --> 00:38:25,866
Look at that, huh?

1072
00:38:25,900 --> 00:38:27,017
You traded in 50 grand

1073
00:38:27,035 --> 00:38:30,571
and a year in jail
for the death penalty.

1074
00:38:45,420 --> 00:38:46,220
Lance!

1075
00:38:46,254 --> 00:38:47,921
Hey.
Welcome home.

1076
00:38:47,972 --> 00:38:50,474
Why didn't you go in?
I thought we'd go in together.

1077
00:38:50,508 --> 00:38:51,541
Hi!

1078
00:38:51,559 --> 00:38:52,976
Hey.

1079
00:38:53,011 --> 00:38:54,511
Is this your place?

1080
00:38:54,545 --> 00:38:55,712
Yeah.
Oh, wow,

1081
00:38:55,730 --> 00:38:57,231
it looks great.
Yeah.

1082
00:38:57,265 --> 00:38:58,899
We'd invite you in but...

1083
00:38:58,933 --> 00:39:00,234
Oh, that's okay.

1084
00:39:00,268 --> 00:39:02,185
We'll have a housewarming party
when we're settled.

1085
00:39:02,219 --> 00:39:03,720
You should carry her
over the threshold.

1086
00:39:03,738 --> 00:39:04,738
Girls love that stuff.

1087
00:39:04,772 --> 00:39:06,223
Oh, don't bother.

1088
00:39:06,257 --> 00:39:08,075
I had a lump on
my head for weeks

1089
00:39:08,109 --> 00:39:09,443
and he threw
out his back.

1090
00:39:09,494 --> 00:39:11,328
Threshold-carrying
is kind of a marriage thing,

1091
00:39:11,362 --> 00:39:12,829
and we're not actually...
We will do it.

1092
00:39:12,864 --> 00:39:15,115
Lance is so strong.

1093
00:39:16,233 --> 00:39:17,400
Okay, well, we'll
leave you to it.

1094
00:39:17,418 --> 00:39:18,619
Yeah, yeah.
All right.

1095
00:39:18,670 --> 00:39:20,754
See you guys.

1096
00:39:21,739 --> 00:39:23,757
Um...

1097
00:39:23,791 --> 00:39:25,042
I'm not doing it.

1098
00:39:25,076 --> 00:39:28,178
I'll wrap my arms
around your neck and hang on.

1099
00:39:28,212 --> 00:39:29,412
It will be easy.

1100
00:39:29,430 --> 00:39:30,747
No, I'm...

1101
00:39:30,765 --> 00:39:32,349
I'm not going into
the apartment.

1102
00:39:32,383 --> 00:39:33,467
Oh, why?

1103
00:39:33,518 --> 00:39:36,553
Because I-I underestimated
the meaning.

1104
00:39:36,587 --> 00:39:38,805
Which is ironic
'cause, you know,

1105
00:39:38,856 --> 00:39:40,557
I'm trained
to discern nuance.

1106
00:39:40,591 --> 00:39:42,025
Stop talking like that.

1107
00:39:42,060 --> 00:39:44,260
When were you thinking
we'd get married?

1108
00:39:44,279 --> 00:39:46,196
I don't know.

1109
00:39:46,230 --> 00:39:47,864
A year maybe.

1110
00:39:47,899 --> 00:39:50,450
Sooner if I get pregnant.

1111
00:39:52,236 --> 00:39:55,405
You want to get married
before we live together.

1112
00:39:55,439 --> 00:39:56,606
That's fine.

1113
00:39:56,624 --> 00:39:57,708
My answer is yes.

1114
00:39:57,742 --> 00:39:59,376
No, no, no, no. I'm...

1115
00:39:59,410 --> 00:40:02,496
I'm not thinking about
getting married at all.

1116
00:40:02,547 --> 00:40:04,631
But we're moving in together.

1117
00:40:04,666 --> 00:40:09,386
Um, I misconstrued
the significance.

1118
00:40:10,955 --> 00:40:12,472
I got it all wrong.

1119
00:40:12,507 --> 00:40:14,558
I'm so sorry.

1120
00:40:14,592 --> 00:40:15,676
Um...

1121
00:40:15,727 --> 00:40:17,678
First month's rent

1122
00:40:17,729 --> 00:40:19,129
and last month's rent

1123
00:40:19,147 --> 00:40:20,397
is paid.

1124
00:40:20,431 --> 00:40:21,848
So you have two months

1125
00:40:21,899 --> 00:40:25,102
to figure out what
you want to do.

1126
00:40:25,136 --> 00:40:29,573
We're not moving in together?

1127
00:40:30,975 --> 00:40:34,328
We're breaking up.

1128
00:40:36,497 --> 00:40:39,499
I'm...

1129
00:40:39,534 --> 00:40:42,419
I'm really sorry.

1130
00:40:42,453 --> 00:40:44,588
I really am.

1131
00:41:03,391 --> 00:41:05,192
Caroline offered to drop the
charges to second degree murder

1132
00:41:05,226 --> 00:41:07,110
if Neibling gave us
the names of suppliers.

1133
00:41:07,145 --> 00:41:08,344
Good.

1134
00:41:08,363 --> 00:41:11,198
I hope Caroline puts
all of them in little cages.

1135
00:41:11,232 --> 00:41:13,033
Right.

1136
00:41:13,067 --> 00:41:16,519
Did you know that
Abraham Lincoln was a bartender?

1137
00:41:16,537 --> 00:41:18,872
Grover Cleveland was a hangman.

1138
00:41:18,906 --> 00:41:21,191
Andrew Johnson was a tailor.

1139
00:41:21,209 --> 00:41:23,160
Well, I'm sure you would be
the smartest president.

1140
00:41:23,194 --> 00:41:24,360
I'm not sure.

1141
00:41:24,379 --> 00:41:27,164
James Garfield could
simultaneously write Latin

1142
00:41:27,198 --> 00:41:29,032
with one hand
and Greek with the other.

1143
00:41:29,050 --> 00:41:30,217
That's just a trick.

1144
00:41:30,251 --> 00:41:33,420
So now you think
I'd be a good president?

1145
00:41:33,471 --> 00:41:34,871
Um, no, I don't.

1146
00:41:34,889 --> 00:41:36,556
You know you're an atheist,

1147
00:41:36,591 --> 00:41:37,624
you're not diplomatic,

1148
00:41:37,658 --> 00:41:39,176
and you think America
is an empire.

1149
00:41:39,210 --> 00:41:40,644
America is an empire.

1150
00:41:40,678 --> 00:41:41,878
And I really,
really wouldn't give you

1151
00:41:41,896 --> 00:41:43,713
your own army
or nuclear weapons.

1152
00:41:43,731 --> 00:41:45,015
That would just be a disaster.

1153
00:41:45,049 --> 00:41:47,017
Because I'm like a tiger?

1154
00:41:47,051 --> 00:41:48,068
Excuse me?

1155
00:41:48,102 --> 00:41:49,219
Earlier today,

1156
00:41:49,237 --> 00:41:51,554
you said I reminded you
of a wild tiger.

1157
00:41:51,572 --> 00:41:53,407
I did. You do.

1158
00:41:53,441 --> 00:41:55,492
You called me rare
and beautiful.

1159
00:41:55,526 --> 00:41:56,860
Like a tiger, you said.

1160
00:41:56,894 --> 00:41:58,578
I thought you didn't hear.

1161
00:41:58,613 --> 00:42:01,498
Wild tigers do not have the
qualities of a good president.

1162
00:42:01,532 --> 00:42:04,501
You know what, Bones,

1163
00:42:04,535 --> 00:42:05,902
I wouldn't vote for you,

1164
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:10,123
but I would definitely encourage
other people to vote for you.

1165
00:42:10,174 --> 00:42:12,426
That's irrational.

1166
00:42:12,460 --> 00:42:15,245
Yeah, well, so is politics
and love.

1167
00:42:16,413 --> 00:42:17,914
I think you're trying to convey

1168
00:42:17,932 --> 00:42:21,518
that you no longer would like
to discuss politics.

1169
00:42:21,552 --> 00:42:24,688
Unless we're talking
about JFK and Marilyn Monroe.

1170
00:42:25,940 --> 00:42:28,540
Booth, what are you
doing? Where are you doing?

1171
00:42:28,578 --> 00:42:32,578
== sync, corrected by elderman ==

1172
00:43:06,610 --> 00:43:08,160
What's that mean?